Saturday, 17 December 2005

I'm ANGRY

انا معصبه و بنفجر صار لي موقف ما اتمناه لاحد اليوم بالسيارة،، انا بالحارة اللي بالنص .. و على خبري لما استلمت الليسن انهم كانوا يقولون انك اذا بتروح حارة ثانية يمك تستخدم الاشارة و اتجيك ان الشارع فاظي و بعدين تنتقل للحارة اللي يمك مع الاخذ بالاعتبار انك تلتزم سرعتها

الحجي الهندي اللي كان يميني بسيارة موديل الفين و حطبة! قرر بكيفه انه مو اينام على سيارتي ؟ لاء :> اهو افطحل من جذيه قرر انه ايدش على الحاره و ياخذها كلها له ولا كأني موجوده و انا بنفس الوقت عيني على السيارة اللي على يساري (صرت حوله عين يمين و عين يسار!) فيها حجية كويتيه طيييييييييييييبة تبي تستحوذ على حارتي و سيارتي مسكينه احاول اني اوازنها بين اليمين و اليسار لين حسيت اني بمشي على تاير واحد .. لفيت عن الحجي و رحت يسار الا منوووووو يبي حارتي بعددددددد ؟؟ ماغيرها الحجية و ارد اكسر يمين و اعلق على الهرن حدددددددددده و انا اصارخ جني هبله "لييييييييش اشتبووووووووون" ايكون بيحسون فيني؟!؟ *كل هذا ترى صار باقل من ثانيتيين*

مع العلم ان سيارتي مو عنوونوه ،،، فا توقعت اني انشاف يعني ما اختفي بسرعه و مادري اشفيهم لفوا علي! الظاهر اكتشفوا منجم ذهب بالحارة اللي انا امشي فيها؟؟

كنت ارجف و حيل اخترعت لان السيارتين ما تتخيلون اشكثر لزقوا فيني! بس الله ستر الحمد لله ... و بعد التفكير اكتشفت اني انا الغلطانه لانه واضح ان الشارع شارع ابوهم!؟ و انا الغلطانه اللي امشي بحالي بحارتي و لا اتعدى على الغير بدون لا احم و لا دستور


20 comments:

Purgatory said...

Just bump into them next time

PIß said...

ya3ni serty sandaweecha, 3adi o yama betshofeeen.. kelyom moghamarat eb hal 6ereej eli ehabbel

Puppylove said...

oh dear...i feel for u...
i know we all go through this everyday...
the most important thing is that ur ok alhamed allah!!!

i tell everybody, i swear im gonna get hypertension one day from all those stupid drivers!!
SHEESH!!

Temetwir said...

yet another reason for always wanting to be the first car on the road

it's a process

Hussa-G said...

Matshofeen sher. Its sad that our roads has become that way. Everyday I drive like I am entering a war zone. Because I too had my fair chances with road accidents inflected by idiocy of some drivers.
The problem is that most of the drivers here in Kuwait, they don't have the patient for driving. They will run you over just to get to their destinations faster.

BTW, I am thinking lately of buying an armed vehicle instead of my car.

3baid said...

"سيارتي مو عنوونوه"

Ma3alich, next time use caution flashing lights, honk the horn o shu'3lay il 3aly! :/

Mello said...

hahahaha...welcome to the club hun!!....3ayal ana shagool illy fresh from the states....
i think they also use the signals in a completely different way here...when a driver here is signaling to change lanes, that is IF they actually do, they're really not saying: "could you please let me thru?"...they are actually saying: "i'm coming over, so...just deal with it!!"...
oh and you gotta love those who signal AFTER they're done changing lanes!!...i guess they mean: "just incase you haven't noticed, i changed laned and caused you to kiss you're stearing wheel because of how hard i made you hit the brakes"...

The Don ® said...

انتي الغلطانه!! لازم كنتي اتوقفين السيارة , تنزلين و تكملين مشي.. خلي شوارع الكويت كلها لهم

Q80-Chill Girl said...

Purg :}

LOL! goooooooooooooooooood idea so the world would not have me in it any more :< happy?

Q80-Chill Girl said...

P-1-B

Bs mughamrat 3la musta in Q8, ya theb7 ya mathboo7!!

Q80-Chill Girl said...

EXzombie said...

salamat dear,

and don't woory alot, one time at the forth ring road i had 14 cars who almost rived me, all in the same day at one after the other, and i have my friend as a witness, I tell you I truely thought that I became the w**** of the street....

finaly I took the liberty of relieving myself by "gesturing" the f*** faces....!!!

I just wnt to see the f****** b***** who gave all these a***** driving licences....!!!

you want my advice... hire a driver....!!!

17/12/05 6:40 PM

Q80-Chill Girl said...

Exzombieeeeeee :}

ur right! I really think about how on earth do hal ashkal get a driving licence??!!!!

I think to reduce the number of people alive?

Driver NO WAY! I can't trust any one behind the wheel except me ;p << kelsh bint shuma5r ana!

Q80-Chill Girl said...

Pink 3elch/puppy love

As you said el7mmmmmmmmmmmmdelllah that am ok & every one I know is ok!

Q80-Chill Girl said...

Temetwir

u forgot about the people who run into the street from U-Turns? if ur the 1st car then ur most likely to be effected if some smart guy/girl decided to go into the road from a U-Turn!!!!!! been there & its not sweet :<

Q80-Chill Girl said...

Hussa-G

El-Evil ma ayeech ya rb :} ur right about the war zone! it is horrible out there,,,, try a buldozer! it might be just fine for Kuwait :> or at least a hummer ;p

Q80-Chill Girl said...

3baid

I wish if all of that worked in this case! but it was broad day light & the only effective thing was the horn since they OBVIOUSLLY have zero vision :>

Q80-Chill Girl said...

Mello

LooooooooooooL 3la el signal thing! I noticed that tooooooo @!@ I mean they totally don't get it? I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW how does that feel u just cant figure it out?! too complicated .. & about the fresh from the states thing My brother had the same issue but he came from the UK & for like 6 months he kept saying that its impossible for him to figure how driving here is done! although he only went there for like 2-3 years :D y3ni not a lot still here its veeeeeeeeerry confusing!!

Q80-Chill Girl said...

Donny

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

You are so right!

فعلا غلطتي انا شلون اتجراء و اسوق و هالنوعية من السائقين المحترفين بشوارعنا! بصراحه حسيت انه ما عندي ذووق لوووول

~ se3loah ~ said...

فكك الله ..

Q80-Chill Girl said...

~ se3loah ~

ئي و الله :> والحمد لله اني بخير